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danieljlayton:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.

This is truly phenomenal.

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"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

— My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via treacherous-l0ve)

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most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person